the first time I ever have sex though, Ima moan my own name.
she’s gonna be like, “SO WHOS THIS BRANDON GIRL HMMM?”
and I’ll be like “sorry its not you, its me. no really it is me HAHAdsjahAHA”
“go do your homework”
“go wash your clothes”
“go clean the dishes”
ok mom ok
(via omgphantastic)
OMG WHAT
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
hold da fuck up
what in the world
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OH MY LAWWWD, THIS IS A REVELATION :’)
HOLY SHIT
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THANK YOU KOREAN JESUS
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